SIXERS

ORIGINAL ANALYSIS · Sixers · RECEIPTS

Maxey's Running the Fourth, and the Sixers Are 7-0 When It Gets Sweaty

The Sixers are 8-1 and 7-0 when games enter clutch time. Maxey is third in the league in clutch points. ESPN has them languishing bottom-10 in offensive efficiency while sitting top-three defensively; Basketball-Reference has them 20th ORtg / 2nd DRtg. Cleveland, 7:30 ET, NBA Cup. Sample size still applies.

Ryan Keane · Nov 6, 2026, 9:38 AM EST
ORIGINAL ANALYSIS · Sixers · RECEIPTS

The Sixers Added LeBron. Their TV Booth Entered This Season With Three Straight 29th-Place Poll Finishes.

The Sixers are 8-1 with a roster that includes LeBron James, Joel Embiid, Jaylen Brown and Tyrese Maxey. Their local TV booth finished 29th of 30 in Awful Announcing's reader poll for the third year in a row. The idea that Marc Zumoff was part of the game without becoming the game does not fully hold up in the record.

Tommy Vale · Nov 5, 2026, 3:05 PM EST
ORIGINAL ANALYSIS · Sixers · THE MONEY PIT

Three Players, Nearly 95 Percent of the Cap.

Joel Embiid, Jaylen Brown and Tyrese Maxey count $156,492,622 against the NBA's $164.961 million salary cap this season, 94.87 percent of it (Spotrac). Their deals all run through 2028-29, and Embiid's last year is a Spotrac-listed player option. On projected caps their share keeps climbing.

Ryan Keane · Nov 5, 2026, 3:00 PM EST
ORIGINAL ANALYSIS · Sixers

8-1: It's Okay to Say It's Great

Jaylen Brown scored 30, LeBron James made his 16,000th field goal, and the Sixers are 4-0 on the road. Enjoy it. Then listen to LeBron, who says it's too early to talk about the Finals, and look at how they've been getting there.

Tommy Vale · Nov 5, 2026, 9:53 AM EST